Wednesday, April 03, 2013

*Iceland* is green and Greenland is icy


"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow." 
- Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin.

Iceland is a mind freak.
I would highly recommend it.

Reykjavik is unlike any European city I have visited.
Plain grey or white buildings interspersed with strange and colourful corrugated tin-walled buildings. Viking church architecture interspersed with some of the most unusual artistic grafitti I have seen.




And man, when you rent a 4 x 4, leaving the city behind to travel to some of the most untamed and unreal nature I have ever witnessed, your mind boggles!

Helping the state of "boggling" along is the weirdness of the sun "setting" at 23:00, remaining a strange twilight hue till about 1 AM, when it gets dark. Then the sun starts rising again at 4 AM. You see kids leaving their homes after dinner to go out on their push scooters with friends at 22:30. Weird.

So, if you ever find yourself in Iceland, here are my suggestions:

Places to visit:

These recommendations are centred around Reykjavik. Most can be visited by on any of a number of so-called "Golden Circle" tours. But not being one for keeping to other people's schedules, I would suggest doing what we did, which is hiring a car and driving about at your own pace. With so much daylight in Summer, you never really have to worry about timelines. Going off the beaten path and taking little side roads leads to such fun finds!
  • Thingvellir National Park. A massive crack. Some old buildings. Beautiful space. Historical prominence as the beginnings of Iceland's parliment.
  • Geysir. The origin of the name belongs to this massive water spout. Hot. Stinky. Amazing. Prepared to be dazzled by a large spout of water.
  • Gulfoss Falls. Awe inspiring to the max. So much water! So much wind! So much cold! Stop at the wooden restaurant alongside for some warm-you-up beverages. Despite it being Summer when we visited, the daytime temperature never went above tend degrees Celsius, and the wind chill factor dropped that temperature well below zero. Don't expect the sun to warm you up, so pack carefully when visiting if you are from warmer climes. 
  • Blue Lagoon Geothermal Spa. The coolant water coming from the nearby geothermal energy plant makes for a pleasant way to spend some time if you can get your mind to say yes. I will say, though, that this doesn't even come close to the awesomeness of the hot springs in Rotorua in New Zealand. BUT there is something uniquely Icelandic about this experience, so why not.
Things to see:
  • Icelandic horses. An isolated breed famed for their genetic purity. Once a horse leaves Iceland, it can never come back. In this way, diseases stay out and the bloodline remains pure. These friendly dog-like horses will pull up to any random road-sode fence and say hello to you. They are also famed for having a fifth gait which allows the rider to trot exceptionally fast while remaining exceptionally stable so as to continue drinking one's mead.
  • Rock piles. They're everywhere. I don't know why. I guess when you have a country that has large parts which look like the moon, you stack rocks.
  • Architecture. A church shaped like a viking helmet. 'Nuff said.
  • The coastline. Pretty, pretty.
  • The Sagas. The historical documents telling of Viking history. They came. They saw. They conquered.
  • A show. Get thee hence to the massive glass building sitting on the water. We saw: "How to become Icelandic in 60 minutes". It was funny, if not a little disturbing (tips such as: walk like a zombie, give vague directions, eat sheep's testicles and have sex with as many strangers as possible in a club because what else is there to do in the dead dark cold of Winter don't go over so well with me).
  Things to try: 
  • Coffee! The Icelanders have a serious coffee culture. If you don't have a love of java already, this is the place to cultivate one.

  • Tap water. I am serious. The cold water tap pumps pure, icy spring water. The hot water tap pumps geothermal water that smells like sulphur. This is good for your skin, but pretty much guarantees that your entire bathroom and kitchen smells like a rotten egg ALL THE TIME! 
  • Sushi. Just don't expect it to be cheap (ironically). The Icelanders are into cured and dried and fermented foods. This is not a pleasant exprience for one's tastebuds (or nostrils) unless you are REALLY into that sort of thing. Salmon is also very, very expensive. Although it is plentiful, the permits required to fish for it are very, very expensive too, so you don't find it on menus easily.
  • Pakistani cuisine. People laugh when Sim and I say that we ate Pakistani food in Iceland, but that is because they are not looking at travel through the eyes of a person with severe and numerous food allergies. Iceland is NOT a gluten-free friendly city. Bread is a big feature on all menus. Salads are practically unheard of (and buying imported cucumbers and tomatoes, as most common vegetables can't grow in Iceland, makes for a verrrrrry expensive supermarket outing). So unless you are content to spend your holiday eating fresh fruit, plain rice cakes with cheese and really bad dark chocolate, find your way to Shalimar for excellent and allergy-safe food. The chefs make everything fresh, so leaving out any ingredient is something easily done.




      
    Other cool things:
    • Icelandic is close to impossible to parse, so thank your lucky stars for the excellent English spoken as a second language by all Icelanders. I have never been in a country where English is spoken so fluently as a second language, not even the Netherlands (which is famed for their education system).
    • Heated side walks. Hot water, being the plentiful thing it is due to geothermal heating, is pumped through pipes in the sidewalk to prevent ice.
    • The wind. It blows away fishy and sulphury smells. 
    • The lunar landscape. About as close as you'll get to walking on the moon I suspect. In fact, Askja was used to prepare Apollo program astronauts for studying geology prior to their lunar missions.
    • Graffiti. Interesting and abundant.
    • The knitting culture! Expect to have some knitting needles and wool handed to you at certain coffee chops instead of newspapers to keep you entertained. Expect to see many lamp poles and trees with knitted accoutrements.




    Sunday, March 24, 2013

    Art & All Things Wes Anderson


    Being fans of all things Wes Anderson, we recently went to an art exhibit at the Pretoria Arts Association by a local artist, Wayne Vivier. The exhibit was called: "Out of the life aquatic with Steve Zissou".



    The artist painted a beautiful version of the Belafonte, which can be seen at Wayne Vivier's site.

    An article on Tilda Swinton (of "Moonrise Kingdom") putting herself on display as living art at the New York Museum of Modern Art piqued my interest.

    Full article and more pics at Daily Mail.



    Here follows my favourite song from "Moonrise Kingdom": Benjamin Britten's "Cuckoo!". It is hauntingly beautiful. It was recently used to excellent effect in an episode of "Bunheads", choreographed as a gorgeous solo for Jeanine Mason.

    Tuesday, January 08, 2013

    *New Year*



    "Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, 
    across the sea of years with no provision but an open face, 
    along the straits of fear..."
    - Kashmir, Led Zeppelin.

    The calendar tells me it's 2013 but my brain has not caught up with that fact just yet. I keep referring to 2013 as being "next year". As Kenan Thompson would sing on SNL in his Deandre Cole skits:
    "Ooooh Weee.....Waddup with that?"

    2012 was an unusually unusual and interesting year in many respects.

    I was back at my old alma mater as an undergrad (again) learning both French and German simultaneously, being taught instead of being the teacher, handing in assignments and writing exams.
     

    Travelling to Iceland/Paris/Belgium/Netherlands.

    Adopting two fantastic dogs from shelters and training/rehabilitating them.

    Discovering delightful Haenertsburg in Limpopo.

    Shopping for universities for my post-graduate studies in linguistics.

    Applying for jobs, going for interviews and accepting a teaching post.

    Discovering more food intolerances to add to my list of allergies.

    And the like.

    Both interesting and unusual indeed.

    2013 has all the signs of being an equally interesting and unusual year.

    A shiny new job.

    A shiny new university.

    A shiny new post-grad course load.

    Ooooh Weee!

    Things I am particularly looking forward to this year are:
    • getting back into teaching English, especially now that I have a deeper grasp of more complex grammatical concepts;
    • understanding the dynamics of second language acquisition (and having classrooms full of research subjects);
    • playing the piano as part of my day job (although I can't say I am looking forward to having to practise scales again);
    • travelling with my bu; 
    • having a car with tinted windows and air con (!); and
    • exploring new places.
     Things that freak the heck out of me this year are:
    • getting back into teaching (noise, marking, germs, politics, early mornings, etc.);
    • actually doing post-grad research;
    • playing the piano as part of my day job (two words: stage fright!); and
    • exploring new places that are in, like, weird places.
    Funny thing that. The duality of things. 

    Of course, at the beginning of any fresh new year, one always has wishes for the year. So I would like to throw mine out there into the universe...from my lips to God's ears, so to speak. 

    Apart from the unspoken prayers that are always there (health, safety, prosperity), this year I wish for the continuance of 3 L's....


    Love. Laughter. Ladybugs*.

    * Seen the movie "Under the Tuscan Sun"? Ladybugs are a metaphor for good things :)

    Happy 2013!


    Thursday, December 13, 2012

    Just in case you needed reminding...


    Trays...


    ...should NOT be eaten!


    Enjoy your weekend!

    Friday, December 07, 2012

    It's a love - hate kinda thing...


    Green smoothie. You are my friend.

    Those are the words I mumble to myself when I stare into the green depths of my glass when I am about to down a green smoothie concoction and I have NO IDEA what it will taste like (this time).

    For such is the nature of the beast: the taste is different EVERY TIME.

    Since I usually eat a rather large amount of salad, vegetables, fruit and nuts on a daily basis, I tend to only drink green smoothies when I am feeling "rough around the edges" from too much indulgence in things like cream (oh home made ice-cream, you delicious fiend...) or dark chocolate (an ongoing frenemy indeed).

    When Simeon sees a glass of green heading towards him, he tends to silently sigh, take a sip and say something like:
    "Hmmm...earthy."

    And this from a man who can eat an ENTIRE family size green salad with NO dressing OR carbs OR little tasty bits of things that MOST humans require to make a GIANT green salad palatable (he uses salt....yes, JUST salt).

    But moving on (since that doesn't really HELP my point), THIS PARTICULAR GREEN SMOOTHIE turned out REALLY well. Like I could drink this on a daily basis if I WANTED (or, like, HAD) to.

    Why a green smoothie recipe in this season of blessed indulgence and yummy things like Christmas mince pies?

    Because (if I am anything to go by) it is often the season of OVER indulgence and EXCESSIVE EATage of yummy things, hey.

    Green smoothie. YOU - ARE - MY - FRIEND!


    Ingredients:

    • 1 green apple
    • 2 handfuls of kale or baby spinach
    • 1 third of a large cucumber (with the peel on)
    • 1 ripe banana (tweak the sweetness with more bananas if you wish)
    • 1 teaspoon of protein powder (I use raw rice protein powder)
    • 1 good pinch of cinnamon powder

    Method:

    1. Put all the ingredients in a blender.
    2. Fill to about half way of the height of the ingredients with cold filtered water.
    3. Zhoesh well till smooth and creamy.
    4. This makes about 6 cups of smoothie.

    Thursday, December 06, 2012

    I went to a craft store and...


    Craft stores that sell rubber stamps are to me what catnip is to a kitteh!

    Plus, they are way cheaper than buying wooden stamps!


    • Picked me up a lighthouse and some mistletoe for my stamp collection.
    • The cheap and cheerful boxes are for storing pretty bitties like postage stamps and stampy stamps.
    • Gold stars are fun and Christmasy for decorating brown paper wrapped gifts...
    • ...As is white satin ribbon (R20 for 20 metres from Osmans fabrics).
    •  The pretty pre-made Christmas postage tags are from Spar.
    Need insipration for decoration and creation?


     *Heart* this UK Mag!


    Sim made me a cuppa, and I indulged in one of my favourite old-fashioned(ish) activities...writing snail mail.

    This time of year, it can only be one thing - Christmas cards for geographically scattered family members!


    I highly recommend finding someone's latitude and longitude, and brightening their post box!

    Even if it's a veritable stranger in the form of a long-lost friend or an out-of-touch family member, I like to think that the holidays give you a reprieve which allows you to say:

    'Thinking of you. Happy 2013!'

    Wednesday, December 05, 2012

    Epic Pigeon Holes

    Don't you just love a good bargain?

    There was a silent auction recently at Simeon's workplace where we managed to nab an AWESOME piece of (2nd-/3rd-/4th-/?-hand) solid wood furniture for a REALLY EXCELLENT price which has been PURRRFECT for organising my craft room (or our so-called "pottering room") into its neat 50-pigeon-holed glory!

    Here are the BEFORE and AFTER shots:


    I just *HEART* functional spaces so much (and being able to find little fiddly things quickly too!)

    As the AFRIKAANS saying goes:
    'n Plek vir alles en alles op sy plek!
    (A place for everything and everything on its place!)

    Wednesday, October 24, 2012

    My French Fairy Tale

    As part of my final semester marks for my university beginner's French course, I created this little stop motion animation.

    What fun it turned out to be doing something I have never done before and using language skills I didn't have in January!

    La Princesse de l'Épée [The Princess of the Sword]
    P.S. You'll need sound...

    Wednesday, September 05, 2012

    "Oh no you di'n't!"


    Is criticism ever a good thing?

    I have never been a fan of the term "constructive criticism". Criticism is criticism, and when you're on the receiving end of it, it usually hurts. Like being hen-pecked by a thousand tiny chickens or being pruned in your moer-in like a bonsai tree with no root space.


    However, I do appreciate what Olabode Anise says about the topic on the website Tiny Buddha today. There are quite a few poignant statements he makes about the subject in his article: Constructive criticism is a sign of your potential.

    One of my favourites:

    It is so easy to internalize everything someone tells you, and that is perhaps the biggest mistake that could be made. At that point, what someone has said is holding more weight than what you believe about yourself. No one’s words should ever be so powerful that you begin to doubt who you believe you are as a person.

    And just for fun, here's a link to Urban Dictionary's take on the phrase:


    :-)

    Tuesday, September 04, 2012

    Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" A Capella


    I think it's Fabtastic!